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edwad: i dont say “no” to drugs i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
What if Hufflepuff is actually the stoner house at...
I mean, Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF. They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful. They live right by the kitchen. Their head of house teaches herbology. “Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with. Slytherins obviously do cocaine. #THIS IS A LEGITIMATE THEORY #YOU KNOW CEDRIC DIGGORY WAS HIGH MOST OF THE TIME #I MEAN YOU HAD TO HAVE BEEN HIGH TO THINK OPENING THE...
when america hosts the olympics
oprah: YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND YOU GET A GOLD MEDAL AND EVERYONE LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR BECAUSE YOU ALL GET A GOLD MEDAL!!!!!!!!
jerry-seinfeld: tonight we are young so my laptop set my legs on fire my screen burns brighter than the sun
me on 2009: I must like every single page on facebook
me on 2012: I must unlike every single page on facebook
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
“be strong,” i whisper at my wifi signal