According to Pink, I'm fucking perfect. So fuck...
But according to Hannah Montana, nobody’s perfect. But according to Selena Gomez, i’m perfect But according to Katy Perry I’m a firework But according to Bruno Mars, I’m amazing, just the way I am According To Rebecca Black It’s Friday According to my calendar, it’s MONDAY!
I hate it when strangers say "I don't bite."
Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
That awkward moment when you're trying just a...
When your parents accidently say something that...
the-absolute-funniest-posts: and you’re just like: and they’re like:
I hate when I finish reading a really good book....
I wonder who the first person was to see an egg...
I feel so safe under my blanket.
Cause you know, when a murderer comes in, he’ll think “I’m gonna ki- aw shit, that person’s under a blanket.”
Say "Alpha Q" out loud.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Reblog if you get it.
When you're typing "HAHAHA" but you're not...
em-n-ems asked: LOL I'm not asking, I'm telling: You're blog posts are my favourite hahahahahahahahahahaha
When you're talking and someone says "PHOTO"
"In 30 minutes, I'll start my homework!"
most-awkward-moments: *2 hours later.* “What the hell, it’s almost time to go to bed?!”
That awkward moment when you touch something and...
That awkward moment when everyone else understands...
ionesmiles: but you still act like you did: because you’ll just Google it later. THIS HAHAHH LOL THE FIRST GIF. Man I love Dean<3 soooo me
Can you imagine if you went to the doctors and you...
“I CAN’T TELL YOU WHAT IT REALLY IS, I CAN ONLY TELL YOU WHAT IT FEELS LIKE. AND RIGHT NOW IT FEELS LIKE THERE’S A STEEL KNIFE IN MY WINDPIPE.” OH MY GOD LMAO!!
Are we really that sensitive?
kelsey-hippie: ytflove: Imagine if guys were also that sensitive.
Heart breaking damage from the 2011 earthquake
geenius: emik0pillar: traceykhuc: poontickler: omfg the yogurt cup DAMN SO SAD. ;’( fuck bro that yogurt cost like 1.50$!! that’s hardcore damage man