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The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm...

michael-james-way: j-e-f-f: youneedadoctrbaby: trollinghipster: breatheashleybreatheagain: AHHHHHHHHH SALTY SPERM! WAIT THEN CAN YOU GET PREGNANT SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN FSDKGHA MUTANT WHALE BABIES WAT OH GOD

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Watching a Scary movie,

vodkasmybestfriend: The murderer/killer is chasing the girl: She magically trips over nothing: The girl is still on the floor and the killer is walking slow as fuck:

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When your parents actually believe that you're the...

nuclearsunshine:

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geenius asked: whats long and black???

THE LINE AT KFC!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAH lol

Jul 30th

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When people trip and fall in a horror movie.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: You: Them: they even get up that slow to..

Jul 30th

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After watching a scary movie.

My friends: “Shit, that was so funny when the bitch came out of the closet!” Me: ”Stfu guys, she’s coming for us.. she’s fucking coming”

Jul 30th

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When people are staring at you

Outside: Inside:

Jul 30th

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I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D.

marrymeinparis: Lmfaooo!

Jul 30th

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I love taking naps.

iskeetedon:

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WHEN THE TEACHER GETS ALL PISSED FOR YOU "PACKING...

the-absolute-funniest-posts: missmyswagg: We seriously have like 2 minutes left. What the fuck are we gonna learn in 2 minutes.

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My blog:

the-absolute-funniest-posts: missmyswagg: 99% - reblogged 1% - my own crap that no one reblogs

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When you hear the word "SEX"

missmyswagg: When your parents say it: When your friends say it: When the teacher say it: When someone HOT says it:

Jul 30th

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when you're seriously trying to watch something...

anxiet-y: THIS

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Watch

Jul 29th

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Getting food at night and trying not to wake your...

droptopping:

Jul 29th

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everyone is asleep so ima vent...

FCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK MY LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this is probably nbd, but to me IT IS!!!! ever since i got accepted into the best university in Canada, i been day dreaming alot, and all of them involving me living in the residence i applied for. picture below: i thought, my life is gonna be fcking amazing. and then just a couple minutes ago, i get my room assignment, and this is...

Jul 29th