it is not enough to douse yourself in gasoline...
…you have to light yourself on fire and put on a show
small eyes have all the fun
i woke up this morning and my eyes are still very slittly and the first thing i did was go on FB of course and i saw friends attending “support Japan with a click” and i seriously thought it was “support Japan with a dick”… …until i opened my eyes =.=
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that...
confirmation of my awesomeness
ninetythreediagonalley: Hi Peter :D
My Philosophy on Sh*t
***MATURE AUDIENCE ONLY*** this is da shit…literally Shit happens to everyone everyone shits dont take shit from other ppl unless ur oral orifice is sewed to their anus (human centipide reference….the insipiration of this…i hate myself for watching that trailer…dont watch it…just dont…listen to the wise man) good things turn into shit we make that...
curiosity killed my apetite
never ever ever drive in Germany especially in the middle of nowhere and don’t go looking for help when your car break down and absolutely do not knock on the first house you see for help and if the person who opened the door is kind of strange YOU GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THERE AND RUN FOR YOUR F*CKING LIVES
“someone might get addicted” - Ja9 xD